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Bottomless Thanks Greeting Card

Introducing the 'cheekiest' thank you card in town! The Bottomless Thanks Greeting Card will show how peachy-keen you are to show your gratitude. Perfect for family, friends and colleagues. Info:... Learn More

£3.50

Prairie Dog Coaster

"Prairie Dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behave like massive fucksicles." Get this quirky coaster from the Prairie Dog Coaster collection! Inspired by the Prairie Dog's love for... Learn More

£4.99

Tiger Kitchen Greeting Card

"There's a tiger in my kitchen and it finished all the wine! It's a greedy little fucker and it does it all the time." Celebrate that special 'wine connoisseur' in... Learn More

£3.99

Piss Cat Greeting Card

"Cat wanted to go out and play with his gang-mates, but he had been put in some sort. of hectic wool jacket, which was fucking with his street cred. Soon,... Learn More

£3.99

Awesome Survival Sloth Greeting Card

"The key to survival is to stun every other f*cker with the awesome essence of you." Sloths must be more than just lazy if they've managed to survive extinction. Let... Learn More

£3.99

Look at the Stars Fuck You Greeting Card

"Look at the stars. FUCK YOU. Look how they shine for you" We're not sure if this is what Coldplay intended when they penned "Yellow", but we sure do think... Learn More

£3.99

Bears Silly Shit Card

"You are a silly shit, but I love you." Share the love with this adorable design. Perfect for Anniversaries, Valentine's Day and other special occasions. Blank inside 120mm x 170mm... Learn More

£3.99

Massive Fucksicles Prairie Dog Card

"Prairie Dog preferred flowers to people, because flowers rarely behave like massive fucksicles." Share some laughs on a special occasion with this ridiculously silly Prairie Dog card by Redback. Blank inside... Learn More

£3.99

My Four Moods Card

"My Four Moods: I'm too old for this shit, I'm too tired for this shit, I'm too sober for this shit, I don't have time for his shit." Looking for... Learn More

£3.99

Simple Tips to Gain My Friendship Dog Card

"Simple tips to gain my friendship: - Have a dog - Show me pictures of your dog - Invite me over to pet your dog - be a dog - dog"... Learn More

£3.99

I'm Mostly Peace, Love & Light Card

"I'm mostly peace, love & light... and a little go fuck yourself." This card is perfect for that loved one who says it how it is.  Blank inside 120mm x... Learn More

£3.99

Foreplay is Nice Card

Boy, do we have the perfect card for you established couples out there. The "Foreplay is nice. But have you ever tried voluntary housework?" card will certainly capture the attention of... Learn More

£3.99

Shits and Giggles Card

What better way to let your loved ones know you're thinking about them than a card that reads "It's all shits & giggles until someone giggles & shits".Perfect for that IBS... Learn More

£3.99

Blondie Punk Black Mug

This Iconic Blondie Punk features the famous Andy Warhol portrait of Debbie Harry of the New York band Blondie, a great gift for those who are into their music and their... Learn More

£12.99

Happy Birthday Fuck Face Card

What's the worst way to wish your loved ones a happy birthday? Well the Happy Birthday Fuck Face Card by Central 23 is certainly up there. Enemies, lovers, and friends... Learn More

£3.99

Peace, Love & Light Coaster

A funny coaster for sarcastic people. Our superb coasters, featuring some of our best loved humour, are always a popular choice of gift. The heat resistant coaster is manufactured from... Learn More

£4.99

Agent Of Destruction Dog Tea Towel

You're just gonna sit there and look me in the eye, aren't you? You're such a brazen bitch and I love you. Agent of destruction dog inspired dish towel -... Learn More

£13.99

Agent Of Chaos Cat Tea Towel

You're just gonna sit there and look me in the eye, aren't you? You're such a brazen bitch and I love you. Super-absorbent. Made from: 100% unbleached cotton. Size: 28"h... Learn More

£13.99

Cat Butt Oven Mitt

For true cat lover lovers only, as you would have to love cats a purrfect 10 to have this oven mitt in your home.  The cat butts super-insulated oven love... Learn More

£14.99

Pal On The Wine Mug

Pal on the wine Our best selling card poem is now available on a mug! For that special friend who enjoys a glass or bottle of wine let them know... Learn More

£14.99

Cracking Nuts Soap Bar

Want to get into the Christmas spirit a little early? Well, look no further than this hilarious soap bar by Go Lala, Cracking Nuts. Cute and fun, this would make the... Learn More

£8.99

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